‘I think my girlfriend doesn’t want to get married. How do I make sure?’

‘What makes you think so.’

‘I’ve had to take care of all the wedding preparations. The guest lists,
the dresses, the flowers, the menus, the seating arrangements, I’ve done
all of it.’

‘So when you proposed —’

‘Oh no. She proposed to me.’

‘I think you just answered your own question.’